Quote The Rocko…oh dear

Hey guess what? Im gonna start posting epic quotes from the guild here! Heres one…from me…oh me. Im so fucked up.

 

No…i know, but – listen spad-…SPADOW? Fine. Il do it for you then.

Ok well Spadow stopped blogging. He quit. Now he just uploads Youtube maple trailers and gameplay. Im sure he will come back. I certainly will NOT be replacing him in blogging because i REFUSE to put that much time into this.

So i will just sum up what is coming for GMS.

-2x EXP events every weekend until august 14th (Inclusive)

-Age of Battle, July 20th. Age of Battle brings PvP to MapleStory, its about time too.

             - If you have been wondering about Gallant Emblems for crafting, they will be earned from PvP! So no worries!

-3 New classes announced in korea

  -Cannon Shooter (Pirate)

        – Mercedes (Dual Xbowmen)

        – DemonSlayer (Dark Page with kickass abilities)

Try to guess which is which. Its pretty damn easy. Oh, and yea, Mercedes is NOT gender locked, but the male version looks like a girl anyway

Captain Rocko taking the wheel. And failing.

Hello my (very few) bitches. And by bitches i mean followers. And by followers i mean people who read my blog.

I would like to inform you, that yes, i am playing maple again (yaaay). I became a Miner and an Accessory Crafter! And PvP comes out July 20th in GMS, so be prepared!

I would also like to inform you that the Hot Time event was a complete failure, and I MISSED IT. Also, there was a 2x EXP event today from 8-10pm EST and i missed THAT too. Not because i wasn’t online, but because it TOOK ME A FUCKING HOUR TO REPOT. and i got online an hour late. Its ok though, because there are sooo many more 2x EXP events coming up, here is the schedule: 

ALL TAKE PLACE AT 8pm-10pm EST

 Saturday July 16 & Sunday July 17
           Saturday July 23 & Sunday July 24
           Saturday July 30 & Sunday July 31
           Saturday August 6 & August 7
           Saturday August 13 & August 14

UPDATE: Crogs just killed me while i was typing this post. FUCK YOU BLOG.

How many more monsters do i have to kill???

I was very bored and have no new info to tell you guys, but i decided to put together this MapleStory Mathematical Formula to determine how many more monsters you need to kill in order to level up!

Heres the formula:

(Total EXP needed to level – Current EXP) / EXP given by monster per kill = Monsters left to kill in order to level up.

Yea…anyway, Scania is temporarily down BTW. Actually, you just cant join it. OH WELL. Get over it you sobbing ass holes.

Oh and Spadow stopped blogging! I wonder who will replace his sorry ass.

Shrooms make Level 100 Dragon Knights

HAHA! The day has finally come that i, Rockoman100, am now a level 100 Dragon knight of Scania.

I have always dreamt of the day that i could stand proudly with a FairFrozen in hand, and Blue Neos armor. I have always portrayed myself as this pro force.

Now, no more pretending. I am Rocko.

To make things even more epic, i have gained my 100th level by a Shroom (Lv 3).

<As i promised, i will be making an epic montage video for this Level up, Coming Soon>

Here is an epic screenshot:

Crimsonwood Keep!

Well i achieved one of my lifelong MapleStory goals, to make it to CWK (and survive). Not only have i made it, but i have also made a quick tutorial on getting there!

Check out the video below, or go to the videos section of the blog, or better yet Click Here to Watch it on Youtube.

As you can probably see, the production quality of both that screenshot^ and the video has gone down. This is because i made these super fast so i could have time to get to lv 100! Once I’m lv 100, i will make a great video

YO DAWG.

So i herd u leik Mudkips. So today we gonna talk about how mudkips live with mudkips who make mudkips and eat mudkips food while hurting mudkips just to make mudkips be all internet popular. Well then.

That is all.

Not really.

Ok so really, I’m back from my Spring Break in Florida! I have been gone from MapleStory for a week so thats why you haven’t been seeing many new posts. Well now I’m back online and back on MapleStory! I probably won’t have a legit post for a while, unless something awesome happens before i reach level 100. Like a Mudkip invasion.

On a more serious note: I have added an advertisement banner for Rewards1. You can get FREE NX CARDS from that website by just completing some offers. The card codes are emailed to you, so you don’t have to worry about real shipping! Please click the banner. Help a brother out.

If you’re not interested in Rewards1, please give me an Internet!!!

Channel 1 Henesys HACKED!

Some GENIUS hacker was obviously in Henesys today. Whoever this guy is, he is my freaking hero. He used some strange hack to turn all of Henesys a solid yellow map. Also, people started to randomly drop dead in Henesys when the yellow screen attacked. Oh the noobs scream and run and die…..so much fun…..so awesome….i love hackers <3

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Henesys Yellow Screen Hack. Lolzface.

I have finally made it…to Level 90

Ah i remember when i first joined MapleStory….those were the good ol’ days. Well those “good ol’ days” are nothing compared to amazing milestone that i have just achieved!

Ever since i became a Spearman, my greatest dream was to be able to stand dignified with a FairFrozen in hand while wearing Neos Armor. Well i can’t quite wear the Neos Armor yet, but i can now hold my favorite weapon in all of MapleStory: The FairFrozen.

Quite truthfully, i never want to leave my fairfrozen. Although i might have to if i wish to achieve higher damage in the future. For now, i am going to bask in the glory of being a level 90 Dragon Knight….holding the most epic weapon of all time.

I am Rockoman100, the gold plated, dark armored, bloodstained, Ice Warrior. I will see you next, at level 100, with a new video.

Level 90 Rocko

Maple Math

Some MapleStory Experience Mathematics to calculate the total EXP to lvl 70 Before and After Big Bang and apply it to certain situations.

Before Big bang lv 70 TOTAL EXP REQUIRED: 26,802,747

After Big Bang lv 70 TOTAL EXP REQUIRED: 6,688,231
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After Big Bang, 26,802,747 TOTAL EXP gets you to level: 93

Lets say you have 11 level 70 characters from BEFORE Big Bang. If you put all their EXP into 1 character:

You would have this much TOTAL EXP:  26,802,747 x 11 = [ 294,830,217 ]

After Big Bang, 294,830,217 TOTAL EXP gets you to level: 131 (almost 132)